Fits of Laughter 1 The Frisbee Game
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recent fit of laughter came from a frisbee game I was playing with a few other
friends. There are two people on a team, and they stand by a pole in the ground
with a beer bottle on top. The object of the game is to knock the other team's
bottle off of the pole. The defending team must catch the Frisbee and if the
bottle falls off, can catch the bottle as well to save points. This is more
difficult than it seems. One, I am a poor frisbee player and controlling where
it goes can be a challenge. Two, you are only playing with one hand as the
other holds a delicious cold beverage of your choosing. And finally, we were
playing in February when the sun had gone down so the nice day turned chilly
real quick. This made catching the frisbee hurt if you didn't have soft hands.
Our friend Gino was playing on the other team, and does not have the best hands
out of the friend group. I tossed the frisbee over, missing the pole and
hitting Gino right in the hands. He dropped it and let out a shriek of pain.
"Dude!! Stop throwing it that hard it HURTS". I do not throw the
frisbee hard at all. In fact, I would say I'm well below average on frisbee
release speed. However, my teammate has a rocket frisbee arm. I told him on the
next throw to let one rip right at Gino so he could see what a real fastball
was. Peter cocked back his arm and unleashed a missile. Traveling straight as
in arrow, right to Gino's chest. You could see the hesitation in his eyes.
Should I just get out of the way, or try and catch it? At the last moment he
opted for the catch, but it was too late. The frisbee slapped into his hand in
the cold win and dropped to the ground. Gino dropped to the ground with it and
lay in a fetal position whimpering. Everyone else who was playing also dropped
to the ground, but in uncontrolable laughter. Back to back stingers like that
were super uncommon, and it made it all the more funny that it happened to Gino
after he complained about the first one being too hard.
Thanks for posting. I am sorry for poor Gino, but I certainly appreciate the humor.
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